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• (817): View more from Texas

  Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.

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• (760): View more from California

  drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.

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• (845): View more from New York

  There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I cannot belive our party caught on fire

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.

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