so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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