Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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