At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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