he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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