Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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