I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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