I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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