it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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