Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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