Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Can I color on your dick again?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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