That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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