do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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