Small penises have feelings too.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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