I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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