Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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