i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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