their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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