After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize