How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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