Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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