The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You took a bar mat shot.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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