I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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