You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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