Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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