Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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