I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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