yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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