You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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