There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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