so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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