He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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