very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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