It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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