What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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