My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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