are you so shy because you have an std?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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