Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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