you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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