Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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