What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
