My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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