help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
