it was like eating out sand paper
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Houston, we have a squirter
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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