Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize