is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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