But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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