I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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