And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
We are all done wearing pants today
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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