then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
A bitchslap is in order.
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