Whod you bang
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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