ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
