you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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