Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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